By all accounts, Tucker Carlson is one of the ideological pillars of conservative thought, a leading patriotic media crusader, and the ultimate authority on all matters of political and personal morality. He shares his pontifications nightly on his prime-time Fox sermon hour, exposing them corrupt democrats everywhere. Thank heavens for Tucker, who is there 24x7x365 to guard our Republic.

But, it seems that Tucker has a few dark secrets. A little-known fact: he is a registered Democrat, and despite what he and Hannity spew about the privileged and corrupt elites, Tucker may BE one of the largest grifting swamp creatures himself.

 

Documents 1-5: Tucker Carlson, Hunter Biden’s enabler, and the likely reason why he dropped the coverage of the laptop and inexplicably lost the USB flash drive with the damning evidence just prior to the 2020 elections. The context of the third letter is Hunter using Tucker to spike the story (which was true) that Hunter was regularly using Ashley Madison to cheat on his wife Kathleen.

The Sound of Crickets
Dear Mr. Hannity/Carlson , you’ve had a copy of the Hunter Biden laptop for a while now; back in January, you stated that this content will ‘shock the soul of this nation’. I’m curious, why is it that Fox has not published/addressed the above documents yet?

*** Update 06-29-2021 ***
Another day, another Kabuki theater performance. Tucker now claims that the NSA is spying on him and is trying to get his show off the air. The NSA, in turn, denied his allegations.

On his Tuesday’s edition of “Tucker Carlson Tonight”, he called the NSA denial “infuriatingly dishonest” and “an entire paragraph of lies written purely for the benefit of the intel community’s lackeys at CNN and MSNBC”.

My take on this is that Tucker is a sleazy narrative engineer who makes a living playing both sides. In this context, his allegations against the NSA are a shiny object claim and a desperate attempt at damage control. The above-mentioned emails have the potential to impeach his conservative reputation, so instead of addressing them and explaining why he shielded the Biden crime family before, during, and after the elections, he makes himself the victim and goes after the big bad NSA.

 

*** Update 02/17/2024 ***

Looks like Tucker’s got a new gig—Chief Qatari-Iranian Narrative Officer.
Fresh off the populist trail and right into the arms of the MB and Islamic Republic’s propaganda machine. Next up: a sympathetic interview with the president of Iran who just wants to “dialogue.”

The Qatari Balaam|
Tucker Carlson, a Balaam cursing for gold.
White trash shyster who’s bought and sold
He saw the MAGA rallies, felt the pull—
Now drapes in God’s armor, a wolf in wool.

He speaks of God, of a demon’s fight,
Casting shadows left and right.
Paid anti-Semite is his new game,
Jew hatred—he now fans the flame.

With every speech, he spreads disease,
A bubonic Muslim rat, eager to please.
A Qatari slut, a washed-up whore,
Bra stuffed with cash, begging for more.

Hunter Biden’s best friend
Shielded his sins from a bitter end.
Waving the cross, raising cheers,
As Alex Jones whispers in his ears.

Golden spoon up his ass, face aglow,
A demon’s smirk, a well-rehearsed show.
An elitist who plays the people’s friend,
Hoping to seize MAGA in the end.

In a filthy Qatari gas station strip,
He slowly sways, oiled and slick.
On a gold-plated pole, he’ll dance and twirl,
Selling his soul like a working girl.

In a haze of smoke and neon glare,
Two patrons take their usual chair.
Putin unzips, Emir Tamim leans in,
The same request, the same old sin.

They wear him down; they make him squeal.
On his knees, with carpet burns, he takes the deal.
He bites his lip, but opens wide,
An aristocratic hoe, has no pride.

But the faithful know, in the hush,
His patriotic zeal—a grifting rush.
Tucker, just like Balaam, Pharaoh, and Titus who tried—
Their endeavors crumbled, and their legacies died.

For “I will bless those who bless you, true,
And curse the ones who curse you too.”

 

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References and Sourcing

From Russia with Love
The Rat Years
Hunter Biden’s Finger Lakes Tattoo
Hunter Biden’s Personal Fixer Service
How to Solicit with a Mouse Click
Hunter Biden’s Pornhub Page
The Hunter Biden Texts
Beware of Chinese Bearing Gifts
No Russians Need Apply
Operation Snort
Justine Coleman from The Hill is a Manipulative Media Hack
Hunter Biden Laptop Images Are Authentic
50 former intelligence officials warn NY Post story sounds like Russian disinformation – The Hill
Hunter Biden story is Russian disinfo, dozens of former intel officials say – Politico