Grifter’s Crusade
Tucker Carlson, a Balaam cursing for gold,
White trash shyster who’s bought and sold.
He saw the MAGA rallies, felt the pull—
Now drapes in God’s armor, a wolf in wool.
He speaks of God, of a demon fight,
Casting shadows left and right.
Paid anti semite is his new game,
Jew hatred—he now fans the flame.
With every speech, he spreads disease,
A bubonic Muslim rat, eager to please.
A Qatari slut, a washed-up whore,
Bra stuffed with cash, begging for more.
Hunter Biden’s best friend,
Shielded his sins from a bitter end.
Waving the cross, raising cheers,
As Alex Jones whispers in his ears.
Golden spoon up his ass, face aglow,
A daemon’s smirk, a well-rehearsed show.
An elitist who plays the people’s friend,
Hoping to seize MAGA in the end.
In a filthy Qatari gas station strip,
He slowly sways, oiled and slick.
On a gold plated pole, he’ll dance and twirl,
Selling his soul like a working girl.
In a haze of smoke and neon glare,
Two patrons take their usual chair.
Putin unzips, Emir Tamim leans in,
The same request, the same old sin.
They wear him down, they make him squeal,
on his knees, with carpet burns, he takes the deal.
He bites his lip, but opens wide,
An aristocratic hoe, has no pride.
But the faithful know, in the hush,
His patriotic zeal—a grifting rush.
Tucker, just like Balaam, Pharaoh, and Titus who tried—
Their endeavors crumbled, and their legacies died.
For “I will bless those who bless you, true,
And curse the ones who curse you too.”
Credits: Appalachian Mountain Band
References and Sources
Hi, My Name Is Tucker Carlson and I’m A Swamp Creature
The Smartest Guy Joe Knows
Criticizing Israel does not make for a grifter. Do not take me for a Frayer. (פראייר)
Criticizing Israel is usually tied to some sort of a grift…
Here is an example for the “Shifting position for clout”:
Thank you for all you do! I’ve never liked the sound of Tucker’s voice. But other people I admire (like Michelle Malkin) seem to like him, so I tried to listen to him. I am okay with some of what he says but he’s still hard to listen to and I don’t like his laugh either. I learned from your website that Tucker was (maybe still is) friends with Hunter Biden. That’s weird. Trying to find where to turn to for truth is confusing. Do you have an opinion on this (just discovered): https://newdiscourses.com/2023/05/as-below-so-above/
I’ve been reading James Lindsay’s work for a while, and everything I’ve read from him is solid. I agree with him on how Marxist praxis ties into the Hermetic idea of “as above, so below” and how it connects to what we’re seeing in all of the progressive (Hermetic) movements the likes of Critical Race Theory, Queer Theory, DEI, and more. I also agree, that these ideologies aren’t random but part of a larger system shaping society and individuals in a constant, self-reinforcing feedback loop.
Change below, shape above
There once was a man, Marx by trade,
Whose theories in alchemy played.
“Change below, shape above,”
Became the method they love,
And now all their movements invade